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Yes Virginia, There ARE good lumps of coal!

Twas the night before Christmas and all were tucked in
Snug in their blankets and close to their kin.

Weary from travel, damp from the snow
Suddenly a stink popped into their nose.

What could it be that has caused this dismay?
Surely that stink can’t be just from today!

But alas they realized those damp socks and shoes
Were making it hard to enjoy a warm snooze!

Up from the bed they arose with a clatter
And thought, “Ever Bamboo can take care of this matter”!

So into their boots they popped a pouch
Of our shoe and boot deodorizers to fix that nose ouch.

Feeling assured they crawled back to bed
As visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.

When the morning light seeped into the room
All they could smell was CHRISTMAS in bloom.

And what to their wondering nose became clear?
The stink was gone - it had just disappeared!

Like a Christmas miracle. No Odor! No must!
Now In Ever Bamboo they would always trust.

No stink in the garbage, no laundry room blues.
No must in the closet, no smell in their shoes!

No smelly travel bags, no stinky pets.
Declaring “Ever Bamboo is as good as it gets!”

So our Christmas story comes to a close
With a happy ending and a happy nose!

Our Ever Bamboo Family wishes for you -
A Merry Christmas, No more ‘Stinkmas’, and Happy New Year too!

Thank you all for another wonderful year.
Of making Ever Bamboo your choice for fresher air!

To say thank you, use code 20DEC_23 to enjoy a 20% discount on all our deodorizer and dehumidifiers, valid until January 1, 2024.

Have a Merry, Stink free Christmas!
Team E.B.

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