A (stink free) Christmas Story.

Once upon a time in faraway shores
The North Pole Elves were busy doing Christmas chores.
When what, to their chilly red noses appear?
A mysterious stink whose origin is unclear!

So they tried a candle to mask the smell.
But my friends, for them, it simply didn’t end well.
The toxic perfumes, and dyes, and scents
Gave them all headaches -but on stink - made no dent.

They next tried a spray, and thought ‘surely this will do…’
But many toxic chemicals filled the air too!
Disheartened and tired of simply masking the stink
Someone exclaimed “it’s TIME TO RETHINK!”

A wiser elf, now seeing their dismay
Spoke of Ever Bamboo to keep stink away.
“It’s bamboo charcoal - all by itself.
It pulls must and odour from the air” said this elf.

“These pouches are made from hearty bamboo-
They reactivate by sunlight, and are recyclable too!
With A million porous holes, odors disappear fast
And make worrying about STINK a ghost of Christmases past”

The happy elves cheered when they finally understood
“Here’s a product that works, and does pets and people GOOD”
So off they went with a newfound goal.
To fill everyone’s stockings with Santa’s Good Lumps of Coal!

As they loaded the sleigh they told the reindeer
“We’ve a pouch of good fortune that lasts the whole year!”
...and I heard them exclaim as they rode out of sight
“Not a stink to be found on this Merry Christmas Night”

So the moral of the story my dear ReThinkers,
Is that even Santa’s elves don’t wanna be stinkers.
So cross stink off your list and check it twice.
And give the gift of things that smell nice:)

To celebrate the Season, Enjoy 20% off 
our deodorizer and dehumidifier products
with code HOLIDAYS_2024, valid until January 6, 2025. 

Have a very Happy, Healthy, Stink Free Holiday Season
From Team Ever Bamboo!

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