Brought to you By The Ever Bamboo Elves
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
our noses were crinkled by less than fine smells.
Our kitchens, a medley of leftover stinks
from over stuffed trash cans and dishes in sinks.
Visiting family and friends stopping by
leaving damp boots and socks by the fire to dry.
Our snow loving pets nestled up damp and tired
but that wet dog stink leaves us less than inspired.
The joys of the season seemed somewhat subdued
by those pesky odours so subtly accrued.
When what to our suffering noses appear
but a million porous holes in a tiny black sphere.
It’s the PERFECT companion to your holiday feasts
placed in the fridge preventing leftover beasts.
Place those good lumps of coal in our stockings with care
and eliminate stink and purify air!
But alas, there is more to Ever Bamboo
there are detoxifying beauty products too!
Scrub yourself clean with our HEI bamboo charcoal soap
pamper yourself with spa packs and hope.
Then pat yourself dry with a cozy bamboo towel
our soft bamboo sheets keep you cool as an owl.
Oh Bamboo Charcoal Santa, your treats bring us joy
for must and odour, it’s our favorite toy!
So fill up the stockings with pouches galore
have a stink free new year with this miraculous ore!
Now our holidays stay filled with stink free elation
as we send must and odour on winter vacation.
Ever Bamboo in all of its glory
brings a happy ending to a stink-free Christmas Story!
Merry Christmas from Team Ever Bamboo!
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