God Rest Ye Merry Stinky Smells this Christmas Holiday! (Our version of a Holiday classic)

God rest ye merry stinky smells 

its time you’ve gone away -

Ever Bamboo Charcoal Pouches 

sends them on their way!

In closets, drawers, and bins of yore 

where stinks doth come to play -

Oh tidings of ‘stink free’ - ‘must free’ JOY.

Odour free JOY!

Oh tidings of this stink Free Christmas JOY!

God rest ye stinky laundry pile that’s sitting in your room

You’ve really let it go and now the smell begins to swoon?

 

Just pop a pouch into the basket ‘til your laundry day

It will help you keep those damp odours at bay

Til laundry day, 

It will help you keep those stinky smells at BAY!

God rest ye stinky boots and shoes 

just resting at your door.

Moisture and damp soles are stinking up

Your whole first floor

Ever Bamboo to the rescue for your smelly shoes

Oh no more stinky shoes to ruin your day

Shoe them away-

Oh tidings of A stink free Holiday!

 

From all of us at Ever Bamboo 

We wish you peace and light

A holiday that’s filled with love 

And cozy winter nights.

 

We hope that in the new year 

we will see you back again.

 

For a happy stink free year you can depend

On Ever Bamboo 

A happy stink free 2020 from US to YOU!

Have a Happy, Merry. Stink free HOLIDAY everyone.

With love

Team E.B.

 

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